andrea ([info]shygirlandrea) wrote,
@ 2006-01-06 09:36:00
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Current mood: sad
Entry tags:the sound of adam's impatient feet

woe is me.
i found a wart on my foot. this ranks very highly on "andrea's bad days". it's like when i found out that santa claus wasn't real, and the day that i found out that they removed the "all you can eat" $7.95 buffet from kfc. i'm at adam's house atm and he just looked over my shoulder, shook his head, and told me that some things should not be broadcasted on the internet. hummpf. is that a challenge adam?!?

anywho, back to the wart. the last time i had a wart, i went to the doctor four times. basically, the first time i went, i had two options. i could have an injection to numb my foot, and he would burn it off, using his fire stick, quite similar to the ones that magicians wield in fantasy novels. the other alternative was to freeze it off, which he told me was decidedly less painful, however, not a sure bet to work. the pansy that i am decided to choose the less painful option, which for me, is a road oft travelled. needless to say, it didn't work, and my non-courageousness went and bit me on the poor poor ass. i ended up getting it burnt off with the damn DAMN firestick. and the injection nearly killed me.

now, i am faced with the same dilemma. firestick from hell, or the no-good freeze stick.

methinks i shall choose the freeze stick.




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[info]vivalagirlie
2006-01-05 07:08 pm UTC (link)
Oooo A WART???? How does one get a wart?

In any case I'm telling ALL the boys not to kiss you.

Oh and P.S. I too would choose the freeze stick.
Maybe 2nd time lucky?

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[info]shygirlandrea
2006-01-06 01:40 am UTC (link)
i know! couldn't they even think of a better name to call it than a wart?! just the sound of the word gives me the heebie jeebies.

i really don't know how you get warts. but if you believe the fables, you get them from kissing toads. so in actual fact, you telling all the boys not to kiss me may be doing me a favour. i have kissed some horrible boy toads of late.

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[info]tinyd4ncer
2006-01-07 05:38 am UTC (link)
hey andrea, you kiss ppl with your foot? gross man

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[info]ubersherper
2006-01-06 10:13 am UTC (link)
May I refer you to the infinite wisdom of Mr White Ninja?
http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/comics/warts.shtml

That should solve all of your problems.

Address the cheque to my home address.

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[info]the_c_train
2006-01-09 01:53 am UTC (link)
two words:

GROSS MAN!

adam was right :)

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